Is this the ugliest truck stop in Europe?

"WTF is that?" said my normally mild mannered husband as we cruised into our park at the autobahn truck stop.

The weird sculptures jutting off the building rivaled any oddity we have seen in NZ (hello Ohakune carrot) and Australia (yes, I'm talking about you giant koala, giant banana and giant rocking chair).

With bizarre decor inside and out, that appeared to have been hand-painted by an untalented 8 year old, it was an assault on the scenes, and not in a good way.

The 12 signs of the zodiac greeted us at the front door, along with a hang-gliding cousin of Einstein with a slight vampire appearance.

Why? Who the f&#k knows except the schizo who designed it all.

(King Ludwig II of Bavaria is suddenly looking very sane....)