Why not Poggibonsi?

It seems trendy these days for parents to name their precious child after a city name or suburb. You know the types: Paris, Siena, Madison etc etc.

So why not "Poggibonsi"? 

It's the perfect name for any child you don't like. He'd get the snot beaten out of him at school. And his nickname would be "Mr Pongy" within about 5 minutes. Brilliant.