Opposite us on the metro was a middle aged married guy who was mesmerised by her assets. His eyes were on stalks. Come to think of it, he looked a bit like Jyro.
After three stops she had every man on the train staring at her in a lust fuelled frenzy (except Steve of course).
When she got off the train, the blonde met her friend - a brunette with a very shapely bottom in an extremely tight mini skirt. I'm sure I heard one of the men on the train explode. Sensational. Better than any comedy show.
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